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Isaac, 18, he/she, UK
Homestuck and random dickery

thetomska:

princewatercress:

thetomska:

myfavouritecolourisseven:

Considering that all of these are false, no.Last PPG episode - 25th March, 2005First Spy kids movie - 30th March, 2001First crash bandicoot game - 31st August, 1996Earliest release of Pokemon Red and Blue - 27th February, 1996

At what point when researching the original release date of Pokemon did you not stop to think that “Pokemon Red was released in 1868” MIGHT have been a joke?

At what point when reblogging and adding your reply did you think that there are some people on tumblr who don’t consider this joke to be anywhere near funny?

Sorry, I will add a trigger warning before #jokes from now on.

jokes about time aren’t funny anymore guys

thetomska:

princewatercress:

thetomska:

myfavouritecolourisseven:

Considering that all of these are false, no.
Last PPG episode - 25th March, 2005
First Spy kids movie - 30th March, 2001
First crash bandicoot game - 31st August, 1996
Earliest release of Pokemon Red and Blue - 27th February, 1996

At what point when researching the original release date of Pokemon did you not stop to think that “Pokemon Red was released in 1868” MIGHT have been a joke?

At what point when reblogging and adding your reply did you think that there are some people on tumblr who don’t consider this joke to be anywhere near funny?

Sorry, I will add a trigger warning before #jokes from now on.

jokes about time aren’t funny anymore guys

(Source: utsunderthesky)

— 19 minutes ago with 68184 notes
itstimeforcomics:

i have no idea what im doing but happy fathers day 

itstimeforcomics:

i have no idea what im doing but happy fathers day 

(via lofaf)

— 20 minutes ago with 5621 notes
"This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have."

In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

(via siftingflour)

(via bakasupreme)

— 35 minutes ago with 90824 notes

hey y’all i got an attack of the bteam server running

it’s a minecraft modpack so message me if you’d like to join

include yer username so i can whitelist you and hopefully we can get a few more people on :3

— 1 hour ago
#attack of the b team  #bteam  #minecraft  #players wanted 

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

(Source: fuckyeah-chickflicks, via bakasupreme)

— 1 hour ago with 127540 notes

helioscentrifuge:

when i see cuties postin selfies

image

(via shegsy)

— 2 hours ago with 140701 notes
djkenna444:

castayel:

busket:

thetuffthorston:

that-lex-kid:

deadjosey:

ive-been-triggered-by-kankri:

redbloodedamerica:

This is ingenious.

mcdonalds needs to do this

WHAT

okay but I’m actually really scared that the lid of the drink is going to come off or something

//the way this works is that it stops about 2 inches above the top (the hole only big enough to go that far without ripping) so you  wouldn’t have to worry about the lid coming off!
it’s really a brilliant idea. it cuts down on the amount of materials used,  and space it takes up. all around good engineering.

from the looks of it it might be recycled materials too? if not then it should be.

it frees up your other hand from having to carry your drink but also doesn’t shove the cold drink next to the warm food
brilliant!

This is the definition of innovation, no amount of sleeves on a blanket can beat this.

djkenna444:

castayel:

busket:

thetuffthorston:

that-lex-kid:

deadjosey:

ive-been-triggered-by-kankri:

redbloodedamerica:

This is ingenious.

mcdonalds needs to do this

WHAT

okay but I’m actually really scared that the lid of the drink is going to come off or something

//the way this works is that it stops about 2 inches above the top (the hole only big enough to go that far without ripping) so you  wouldn’t have to worry about the lid coming off!

it’s really a brilliant idea. it cuts down on the amount of materials used,  and space it takes up. all around good engineering.

from the looks of it it might be recycled materials too? if not then it should be.

it frees up your other hand from having to carry your drink but also doesn’t shove the cold drink next to the warm food

brilliant!

This is the definition of innovation, no amount of sleeves on a blanket can beat this.

(via liamdryden)

— 3 hours ago with 283533 notes

ephemerayla:

monsters-inked:

THESE ARE SO COOL! LOOK AT DRACO ASDFGHKJJL’AS

CAN WE HAVE THIS AU INSTEAD OF THE SECOND HALF OF BOOK 7

BECAUSE I MEAN

Ginny Weasley is a “person of interest in Salazar Opera House arson and bombing.” HOLY SHIT CAN I READ THAT

(Source: toni-starkening, via hexsweeney)

— 3 hours ago with 248614 notes
"

Imagine this:
Instead of waiting in her tower, Rapunzel slices off her long, golden hair with a carving knife, and then uses it to climb down to freedom.
Just as she’s about to take the poison apple, Snow White sees the familiar wicked glow in the old lady’s eyes, and slashes the evil queen’s throat with a pair of sewing scissors.
Cinderella refuses everything but the glass slippers from her fairy godmother, crushes her stepmother’s windpipe under her heel, and the Prince falls madly in love with the mysterious girl who dons rags and blood-stained slippers.

Imagine this:
Persephone goes adventuring with weapons hidden under her dress.
Persephone climbs into the gaping chasm.
Or, Persephone uses her hands to carve a hole down to hell.
In none of these versions is Persephone’s body violated unless she asks Hades to hold her down with his horse-whips.
Not once does she hold out on eating the pomegranate, instead biting into it eagerly and relishing the juice running down her chin, staining it red.
In some of the stories, Hades never appears and Persephone rules the underworld with a crown of her own making.
In all of them, it is widely known that the name Persephone means Bringer of Destruction.

Imagine this:
Red Riding Hood marches from her grandmother’s house with a bloody wolf pelt.
Medusa rights the wrongs that have been done to her.
Eurydice breaks every muscle in her arms climbing out of the land of the dead.

Imagine this:
Girls are allowed to think dark thoughts, and be dark things.

Imagine this:
Instead of the dragon, it’s the princess with claws and fiery breath
who smashes her way from the confines of her castle
and swallows men whole.

"
'Reinventing Rescuing,' theappleppielifestyle. (via theappleppielifestyle)

YES. FUCKING YES.

(via willdixonmusic)

(via hexsweeney)

— 3 hours ago with 157203 notes
someone-almost-famous:

jesusismyhostage:

burningbrooklynbridges:

don’t even talk to me unless you drive this car

The real pussy wagon.

fuck you this is glorious. 

someone-almost-famous:

jesusismyhostage:

burningbrooklynbridges:

don’t even talk to me unless you drive this car

The real pussy wagon.

fuck you this is glorious. 

(Source: blokelahoma, via deadnaya)

— 4 hours ago with 27859 notes

bakasupreme:

oh hey what mcm days are you going for and how are you getting there bc i could totally use a travel partner

All of the days! I’m going with spareheadphones by train on the Friday and returning on the Sunday.

hella :D

— 4 hours ago with 3 notes
performingartsfreak:

blackfeminism:

[image reads]: School is a Prison and damages our kids by Peter Gray from Salon.com
hamsterloki:

chailattemusings:

miss-sakura-noki:

breastmilkontherocks:

"Children are required to be in school, where their freedom is greatly restricted, far more than most adults would tolerate in their workplaces. In recent decades we’ve been compelling them to spend ever more time in this kind of setting, and there’s strong evidence that this is causing psychological damage to many of them. And as scientists have investigated how children naturally learn, they’ve realized that kids do so most deeply and fully, and with greatest enthusiasm, in conditions that are almost opposite to those of school….Most people assume that the basic design of today’s schools emerged from scientific evidence about how children learn. But nothing could be further from the truth. Schools as we know them today are a product of history, not research.   …. Research has shown that people of all ages learn best when they are self-motivated, pursuing answers to questions that reflect their personal interests and achieving goals that they’ve set for themselves. Under such conditions, learning is usually joyful. The evidence for all of this is obvious to anyone who’s watched a child grow from infancy to school age. Through their own efforts, children figure out how to walk, run, jump, and climb. They learn from scratch their native language, and with that, they learn to assert their will, argue, amuse, annoy, befriend, charm, and ask questions.  ….
They do all of this before anyone, in any systematic way, tries to teach them anything. This amazing drive and capacity to learn does not turn itself off when children reach five or six. But we turn it off with our coercive system of schooling.”

PREACH

Public schooling, at least in America, was started around the time of the Industrial Revolution, and was a preparation for factory work when kids got old enough. That’s why the hours are as long as they are and every public school seems to run on the same shitty system that only provides bare minimum education. It taught basic literacy and work ethics to children who could then grow up and be decent employees. The school system wasn’t designed for learning and teaching, it was designed as job preparation. 
[source]

I had so much trouble reading this because it takes me back to highschool and elementary school and I found myself staring at the ceiling for twenty minutes trying not to cry.School killed my urge to learn, read, explore, and whatever self-confidence I had as a blissfully ignorant child.The worst part of this to me is that these problems -aren’t- unsolvable. They aren’t at all! Other countries have already experimented with alternative forms of teaching for young children and highschoolers with great success! Look at Finland for fuck’s sake!It’s not an unsolvable issue! People are just too fucking lazy to try and FIX IT.

don’t ask a lot of questions, don’t prove the teacher wrong, don’t deconstruct the oppressive assumptions in the documents, don’t self-educate

This is the most important thing in the entire world.

performingartsfreak:

blackfeminism:

[image reads]: School is a Prison and damages our kids by Peter Gray from Salon.com

hamsterloki:

chailattemusings:

miss-sakura-noki:

breastmilkontherocks:

"Children are required to be in school, where their freedom is greatly restricted, far more than most adults would tolerate in their workplaces. In recent decades we’ve been compelling them to spend ever more time in this kind of setting, and there’s strong evidence that this is causing psychological damage to many of them. And as scientists have investigated how children naturally learn, they’ve realized that kids do so most deeply and fully, and with greatest enthusiasm, in conditions that are almost opposite to those of school….
Most people assume that the basic design of today’s schools emerged from scientific evidence about how children learn. But nothing could be further from the truth.
Schools as we know them today are a product of history, not research.

….
Research has shown that people of all ages learn best when they are self-motivated, pursuing answers to questions that reflect their personal interests and achieving goals that they’ve set for themselves. Under such conditions, learning is usually joyful.
The evidence for all of this is obvious to anyone who’s watched a child grow from infancy to school age. Through their own efforts, children figure out how to walk, run, jump, and climb. They learn from scratch their native language, and with that, they learn to assert their will, argue, amuse, annoy, befriend, charm, and ask questions.
….

They do all of this before anyone, in any systematic way, tries to teach them anything.
This amazing drive and capacity to learn does not turn itself off when children reach five or six. But we turn it off with our coercive system of schooling.”

PREACH

Public schooling, at least in America, was started around the time of the Industrial Revolution, and was a preparation for factory work when kids got old enough. That’s why the hours are as long as they are and every public school seems to run on the same shitty system that only provides bare minimum education. It taught basic literacy and work ethics to children who could then grow up and be decent employees. The school system wasn’t designed for learning and teaching, it was designed as job preparation. 

[source]

I had so much trouble reading this because it takes me back to highschool and elementary school and I found myself staring at the ceiling for twenty minutes trying not to cry.

School killed my urge to learn, read, explore, and whatever self-confidence I had as a blissfully ignorant child.

The worst part of this to me is that these problems -aren’t- unsolvable. They aren’t at all! Other countries have already experimented with alternative forms of teaching for young children and highschoolers with great success! Look at Finland for fuck’s sake!

It’s not an unsolvable issue! People are just too fucking lazy to try and FIX IT.

don’t ask a lot of questions, don’t prove the teacher wrong, don’t deconstruct the oppressive assumptions in the documents, don’t self-educate

This is the most important thing in the entire world.

(via emisnake)

— 4 hours ago with 119337 notes